• Teacher: Why did you not study?
• Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

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To the graduating Moreau catholic class of 2012, 

Today was a big day for all of us. To be honest it didn’t even feel like we were graduating. I felt so out of place being in that theater, it was unreal. It feels like I have a class to attend Monday morning at 8am. It’s been a wild ride these past four years and I’m glad that I was able to ride it with all of you. We all came as freshman with untold stories. And now we leave as the graduating class of 2012, a family, with a unique story to tell the world. Thank you for all the love, the laughs, the smiles and the memories. I wouldn’t want high school to have turned out any other way.